So, we're in Asia. Look, how many cute little Asian darlings! We need to get acquainted with them! But we don't know their language! It's OK, we need to know only two or three phrases - so, we choose the most pretty Asian darling, come close to her and say: "Nuh Ahrum da wuh! Oht buh suh! Nuh Hah go ja go sheep oh!" That means: "You are beautiful! Take off your clothes! I want to sleep with you!". It works in seven cases out of ten! She's smiling, she's yours! True, in three cases out of ten she'll scratch your face. But seven is more than three! Quite a good chance! Far better than playing video poker!